Have you ever used a shoe as a weapon?

That is why women wear stilettos. (Myself included) They were named after a knife, you know.

Have you ever used a shoe as a weapon?
yes.. on bugs i have used it as a weapon
Reply:yes


i have hit bugs with them


and occasionally use them in a play fight with friends or family... lol
Reply:yes, when they start running away with something of mines then "bonk" in the head...





or when there is a pervert or a stalker i would just kick him in the nuts and RUNN AWAY lol





or when im scared of a "spider" i WHACK it and then when i see guts coming out that is when i know i am safe





so my shoe basically saves my life all the time there are just many uses for a shoe lol and to think that shoes were just things to walk on...
Reply:No,but my mother did.


She used shoes and cast iron skillets.


Believe it or not but it was common to wake up to find my father out cold on the living room or the kitchen floor.


And my mother would tell me to be careful and not trip over my father.


She'd say he deserved it and should wake up in a few hours.





Then I'd notice the skillet in her hand and realize that he got whacked again for making mother mad.





It wasn't a good idea to anger her.
Reply:not myself





my aunt maria was at my house once and she took of her high heel and hit my uncle george in the head hahah. One great big happy greek family OPA!





haha aunti if your reading this im sorry its just too funny





s'apago maria! ke signomi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reply:*hanging my head in shame*... yes, but I think it was related to you, Spider; after all it was brown.. not periwinkle purple.
Reply:hmmm. lemme think no, but I used one to put together a shelf.
Reply:Not really but I did use my heel of my boot on time to bang on my upstairs neighbors door. They were blaring techno at 10am, first off no one should play that crap, second especially at 10am. They couldn't hear when I knocked on their door so I went downstairs and grabbed the first thing I saw and went back upstairs to bang again.





It was quite comical looking back on it.
Reply:Haha. Well, my sister was being annoying and loud, so I threw a shoe in her direction, not really aiming for her. I was just trying to shut her up for a bit.
Reply:I'm only 5'2" and 105, and I find biker Beatch boots make GREAT equalizers, ESPECIALLY when you back 'em up with a 2nd degree Tae Kwon Do black belt!


Laugh THAT off! ! !
Reply:Yes I have
Reply:...can't recall ever using "a shoe" on a person...but have used it to squish bugs...not spiders, though...I really "do" like spiders and find spider webs fascinating...
Reply:lol yup. a few times actually.. i got mad at my bro.. and threw it at him..
Reply:shoes, books, ashtrays, bottles...you name it !!
Reply:Usually to kill bugs, but how I hate to feel that squish or crunching and I actually feel bad.


But, they should stay outside.


It can be a defense weapon on or off your foot.
Reply:like that short guy on James Bond?
Reply:nooooooo
Reply:Just on a roach or a spider.
Reply:No I haven't but my mother used to throw her flip flops at us when we would run away from her.
Reply:If you consider the spring-loaded blades that are in my shoe as an acceptable form of using a shoe as a weapon, then I am the Bruce Lee of shoe weaponry.
Reply:Yeah, it was still on my foot when it connected with the huevos of one of the five guys that jumped me at Ft. Gordon, GA.
Reply:yes
Reply:haha YES!! for any bugs and my siblings!!(well i think they fit under bug any wayz)
Reply:yes
Reply:many times :D
Reply:yes
Reply:Only against bugs..
Reply:only on bugs. sorry
Reply:yes, and I am sorry, but you just wouldn't quit staring!
Reply:i once hit someone with a shoe, but we were just messing around



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